"When people talk of Ghosts and Haunt-
ings, I never mention the Apparition
by which I am pestered, the Phantom that
shadows me about the streets, the image or
spectre, so familiar, so like myself, and yet so
abhorrent, which lurks in the plate-glass of
shop-windows, or leaps out of mirrors to way-
lay me."
-Logan Pearsall Smith ("The Ghost")